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Fondest memories at Sigma Chi are the food fights we had during formal dinners - many dates never came back!
Fred Anderson

We shared an apartment over a laundry at 95 Dryden Road. Decided not to go into laundry business! Daughter Jennie is living on high hog, 2 doors away at 111 Dryden, multi-story apartment building brand new with own parking area. Parking fee per year is enough to feed a family of four in India. Times have changed!
Michael Wing-Nin Chiu

Buying one third of a thoroughbred race horse for $200 with two fraternity brothers and learning that it ran out of the track on its first race at Canandaigua.
Robert Wood

Humor 101

I wore contact lenses. One weekend my boyfriend came up and we walked the length of the gorges and I lost a lens. It was twilight and we couldn't find it. We stuck Kleenex in the rocky nooks and the next morning at sunrise I returned to the spot - before those fraternity guys came through - and found it on a leaf! Didn't have to call home after all. But I did go to church afterward.
Audrey Mierzwa Monkiewicz

 

 

In a computer course the Professor had asked the class if anyone had not yet started their term project which consisted of a rather complex computer program. One student raised his hand. The professor told the student that he would never complete his project because he hadn't allowed enough time for de- bugging the program. The student responded that "some people have perfect pitch, I am a perfect programmer." He never did get that program to work!
Norman Stern

My first encounter - and last - with Purple Passions at a pledge party: Moral - if it's purple, comes in beer mug, and doesn't have any taste, don't drink it. Ever.
Ken Morris

Trying to avoid the St. Patrick's Day dragon.
Richard McKee

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